hoedown throwdown motown showdown

so, we were talking in the computer room in french today. here’s how it went:
rara: oi!! (not actually french) la bitche!! (not actually french either) stop typing pénis enlargéments into googlé search engine (most likely not french either).
gabba: (gives rara the middle digit and starts singing art vs. science song) parlez vous francais!! parlez vous francais!! (actual french for 'do you speak french?')
rara: tu es tres tres moche moche moche!!! (actual french for 'you are very very awful, awful, awful!!!')
what happened next was so moche that rara let out an involuntary yelp. yeah, that’s right. gabba started dancing to ‘single ladies’. then she slapped rara. and that is how the hoedown throwdown motown showdown began.

hoedown throwdown motown showdown: –noun
1. a community dancing party featuring folk and square dances accompanied by lively hillbilly tunes played on the fiddle whilst making a fall in wrestling, indicating defeat during an upbeat style of rhythm and blues associated with the city of Detroit and with numerous back vocalists and doing danceable arrangements and finally becomes a conclusive settlement of an issue, difference, etc., in which all resources, power, or the like, are used (don't worry, we didn't get it either).
2. a series of hannah montana meets wwe meets westside story wars where the winner gets a life of ease and loser gets death.

life lesson 2: don’t try the ‘single ladies’ dance unless you are Beyonce herself (for fear of being called awful in french)

pick up line of the day: so, you’re a girl, huh? (thanks lucy)

can’t be bothered getting drunk at a pub? Do it at home....with muffins. For all you fly mothers out there try this free recipe given to you from our free link. http://www.justmuffinrecipes.com/muf-0147251.html

news on new music and fashion coming up soon.

yours awesomely and have a lovely crazy hair day and donate to the leukaemia foundation,
rara&gaga

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welcome to rachel and gabrielle's free blog but we'll let you call it rara&gaga's blog for free. its called arsenic with eggs. we specialize in penis enlargements everything! its anything you want it to be.
we're nouvelle (it means new in french ;D), please go easy on us. constructive critisism is welcome though.
we're pretty thoughtful too. we help the needy with pick up lines ;) here's to the new era of courting! but seriously, we were gonna do clean up australia day but we didnt have a car... yeeaah ecofriendly much! but yeah we still didnt walk. it was too far. we only thought of taking the train now. but it isnt safe to take the train.
life lesson 1: dont take the train without parental supervision. its not safe. u heard it here first.
pick up line of the day: are you a parking ticket? cause u got fine written all over you.

hope you're still around to read our blog for the next couple of years. if we're still around.
yours awesomely,
rara&gaga.