God don't make no junk

a hoi hoi.
so, justin bieber's a dick. yeah, you heard it here first. he doesn't even deserve to have his name capitalised. who the hell has a concert public performance at sunrise on 'sunrise'? and then cancels it. or a better question is, who the hell goes to a justin bieber concert public performance at sunrise featured on 'sunrise'? not gabrielle.... *err loser* but seriously, we love justin bieber. what's that song he sings? yeah, baby. he does the rapping bit pretty well. oh, wait a moment... no he doesn't!! *boom-tish* you've been a great audience. good night San Diego.
speaking of hot guys *shady look*, we've composed (another) list. this time about hot guy names. its scientifically proven. we did the fair testing thing.... thing. that means looking for hot guys' names, right? well, thats what we did.

1. logan. an obvious example below. i mean check out that guitar. its either a fender or a gibson.



2. jack. holy moly... just look at that package. isnt that the most awesome guitar you've ever seen?



3. hayden. well, you know. just imagine her as a hot guy. with a guitar.

righteos......
embrace your inner brian mcfadden (uhmm) and check out some ZANZAN sunnies. theyre uber awesome. do yourself a favour and click on this: http://www.zanzan.co.uk/ (they play super cool music on the site too)

we're loving the 'le sept' and 'rubirosa' styles. unfortunately they exceed our disposable income. yes, we've been studying our commerce.

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how to know your parents are bona fide asians

• they dont let you have sex til 42
• no dating til your 40
• no marrying fly white guys, only asians or at least half asians
• no going out until you've finshed all homework and study your textbook a couple times
• you can find them at the freebies section
• they make you eat rice for breakfast, lunch and tea
• they make you get a bad hair cut for cheap
• they make you go to tutoring from yr 1
• they expect you to become a doctor
• they expect you to marry a doctor
• they try setting you up with a nice asian man whose rich (and is a doctor)
• you're expected to get an average of 98% in a test
• your social hangout is the library
• you live in hurstville or bankstown
• they only let you buy items that are on sale
• you're forced to play the piano or the violin

pickup line of the day: hey draco, your bed looks comfy. do you mind if i 'slytherin'?

song of the day: D.A.N.C.E -justice

life lesson 5: god dont make no junk

yours awesomely and shout out to Big Mak: happy birthday!

rara&gaga(:

stuff to do when you're bored.

hi. it has come to our attention that holidays are boring. so we have composed a free list of things to occupy yourself with this vacation and how long it will take to do them:

• look up the definition of bored with your friends in the macquarie, oxford, mariam-webster, your mum's, your dad's dictionary, dictionary.com, encarter, encyclopedia. etc... then gather your friends around and discuss,as one, the true meaning of bored. (2 hours)
• set fire to your enemies and their precious items. you'll be called a hero.(59 mins)
• love your enemies. its what God tells.(0 mins)
• go outside.(1 min)
• vacuum your lawn (23 hours)
• do an assignment that wasnt even assigned. you'll get extra credit from us.(40mins)
• chug 5 litres of coke (20 mins including vomiting time)
• compose your own list of things to do when your bored (40 days and 40 nights)
• start a cult (1 min)
• go to church for once (1 hour)
• drive a golfbuggy or a segway or a hovercraft (30 mins)
• play hopsotch (2 hours)
• break a guiness world record (2 years)
• arrange your carebears in rainbow order (5 mins)
• play all the songs on guitar hero on extreme. (not long)

and if you're really desperate and sad, write a blog (1 min-infinity).

total time: 2 weeks

latest news

alot of stuff happening this month, what with rachel getting pregnant and gabrielle arrested for selling drugs holidays and all. we want to know what you guys have been doing and if you have any ideas for what to do when ur bored. leave us a comment and we'll check it out.

• if you've been following so think you can dance aus you'd know that nick *cue swooning* got out.... oh and jess. now the top four are ivy, phillipe D<, jessie and ROBBIE! theres only one more ep til the grand final! fingers-crossed... for ur favourite to win. leave us a comment to tell us who you want to win this year.
• now, we recently got guitar hero 5 and its awesome. its the ish (y). u shud get it. it features songs such as the rock show by blink 182, sex on fire by kings of leon and smells like teen spirit by nirvana.
• a while ago, lady gaga's telephone vid ft. beyonce came out. it is also the ish. its an... interesting shortfilm. uhmm it can also be called... free porn. enough said http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVBsypHzF3U&feature=fvst
• kate nash (awesome ranga chick) has a new album coming out on april 20 called my best friend is you. and the best thing about it is that there is a song called 'i hate seagulls'. watch out for it, it will probably be good. everything she sings is good :D
• movies to watch: kick ass, how to train your dragon, date night, nanny mcphee and the big bang. dont take ur children to any of these movies, they're pretty violent... especially nanny mcphee and their dancing pigs. what were they thinking, we had nightmares for days.

oh god, longest post ever out of the three we've done. why do we even bother, no one reads this.

here's your free item this week: a feel-good song to clap to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ra8VTlXVqUQ

pick up line of the day: you'll do.

life lesson 3: for your safety, stay away from dancing pigs

life lesson 4: dont hunch over your laptop writing your blog for an hour. it hurts.

yours awesomely and happy late easter,

rara&gaga (: