hi. it has come to our attention that holidays are boring. so we have composed a free list of things to occupy yourself with this vacation and how long it will take to do them:
- look up the definition of bored with your friends in the macquarie, oxford, mariam-webster, your mum's, your dad's dictionary, dictionary.com, encarter, encyclopedia. etc... then gather your friends around and discuss,as one, the true meaning of bored. (2 hours)
- set fire to your enemies and their precious items. you'll be called a hero.(59 mins)
- love your enemies. its what God tells.(0 mins)
- go outside.(1 min)
- vacuum your lawn (23 hours)
- do an assignment that wasnt even assigned. you'll get extra credit from us.(40mins)
- chug 5 litres of coke (20 mins including vomiting time)
- compose your own list of things to do when your bored (40 days and 40 nights)
- start a cult (1 min)
- go to church for once (1 hour)
- drive a golfbuggy or a segway or a hovercraft (30 mins)
- play hopsotch (2 hours)
- break a guiness world record (2 years)
- arrange your carebears in rainbow order (5 mins)
- play all the songs on guitar hero on extreme. (not long)
and if you're really desperate and sad, write a blog (1 min-infinity).
total time: 2 weeks
latest news
alot of stuff happening this month, what with- if you've been following so think you can dance aus you'd know that nick *cue swooning* got out.... oh and jess. now the top four are ivy, phillipe D<, jessie and ROBBIE! theres only one more ep til the grand final! fingers-crossed... for ur favourite to win. leave us a comment to tell us who you want to win this year.
- now, we recently got guitar hero 5 and its awesome. its the ish (y). u shud get it. it features songs such as the rock show by blink 182, sex on fire by kings of leon and smells like teen spirit by nirvana.
- a while ago, lady gaga's telephone vid ft. beyonce came out. it is also the ish. its an... interesting shortfilm. uhmm it can also be called... free porn. enough said http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVBsypHzF3U&feature=fvst
- kate nash (awesome ranga chick) has a new album coming out on april 20 called my best friend is you. and the best thing about it is that there is a song called 'i hate seagulls'. watch out for it, it will probably be good. everything she sings is good :D
- movies to watch: kick ass, how to train your dragon, date night, nanny mcphee and the big bang. dont take ur children to any of these movies, they're pretty violent... especially nanny mcphee and their dancing pigs. what were they thinking, we had nightmares for days.
oh god, longest post ever out of the three we've done. why do we even bother, no one reads this.
here's your free item this week: a feel-good song to clap to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ra8VTlXVqUQ
pick up line of the day: you'll do.
life lesson 3: for your safety, stay away from dancing pigs
life lesson 4: dont hunch over your laptop writing your blog for an hour. it hurts.
yours awesomely and happy late easter,
rara&gaga (:
love the pick up line... you'll do hahahaa and i am very disappointed in u girls that u have gotten pregnant and gotten arrested lmao XD
ReplyDeleteso this is what you do with your life when im not with you...its pretty interesting!! i have spent the last 2 days at my grannys house and the most interesting thing that happened to me there was when i flushed the toilet and jumped back because it scared me!!
ReplyDeleteanyways keepit up with the blogs!! it helps me take my mind off the scary toilet
Haha nice guys. Nice. ;)
ReplyDeleteIs ur blog on public like for search engines?
Oh and LOVE the first picture at the start.
ReplyDelete'STUPID MICROSOFT CRAP.' a phrase used by my Dad quite a lot... that i also use now. xD